Walrus Poop
decrepitbirth:

Must reblog everytime this is one my dash.
The other pig is just pissing himself in the back.

decrepitbirth:

Must reblog everytime this is one my dash.

The other pig is just pissing himself in the back.

It seems as if everything fucked up is happening in Florida, I really don’t want to live here anymore….

phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

Nothing worse than spellcheck while sexting

I can already feel my duck in your puppy.

decrepitbirth:

sharkvoodle:

THOR. WILL THOU TEACH ME HOW DOTH ONE DOUGLAS?

LETS OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP, TORONTOOOOOOOOOO!

decrepitbirth:

sharkvoodle:

THOR. WILL THOU TEACH ME HOW DOTH ONE DOUGLAS?

LETS OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP, TORONTOOOOOOOOOO!

thecakebar:

Hidden Flag cake!

thecakebar:

Hidden Flag cake!

where can I get this?

where can I get this?

thegreenqueen19:

Best thing I’ve seen all day.

My dream is coming true. That black hobo in Miami is totally a zombie, please tell me what drug makes you want to eat somebody’s face and continue to eat them even though you were shot multiple times. Plus scientists have said that there is a great possibility of a zombie apocalypse, this is all I’ve ever dreamed of.

And I live in Orlando, so first wave for me!